30 October 2014

Halloween as an Adult.

1.) DENIAL. 
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2.)  Your mind heard the word pizza, and in a moment of weakness, the words, 'Sure, sounds good.' 
fell from your mouth. Facebook invitations have been sent; a commitment is made. 
3.) Three days before Halloween...
4.) You start frantically, bargaining with friends in a desperate plea to avoid buying a costume.
5.) All this Halloween business is overwhelming and many lives of innocent jelly babies were taken in cold blood.

6.) Hey Presto! You found the costume you wore for world book day in Year 6, but the 18lbs of Jelly babies you consumed (not to be mistaken by the ten years of binging and neglect) have caught up with you. Shame, you would've made a swell Tracy Beaker.
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7.) Praise the Lord for accessories.
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8.) The day has arrived.
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9.) In a bid to be festive, you do the old 'I saw it on pinterest' bit.
10.) 4.13 pm - Therapy inducing children are knocking at your door; violently throwing bags of Haribo's at them didn't work, they're getting stronger, they're reproducing and spreading like wild fire!
Satantic forces are at work.
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11.) Your poor old, weary ticker just can't handle those unexpected frights like it use to.
Old age has not being kind to you.
12.) Granted, some people might've gone all out. 
13.) But there were an odd few, those of whom you share an unspoken lack of a creativity with, who didn't dress up either.
14.) And, yep, you weren't all that fond of the gimmicks.

But there was PIZZA.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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12 comments

  1. This is brilliant! Great post, and very true haha
    Emily
    xx
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  2. haha! love all odf these series!! amazinh post!! im your new follower!!! hope you can visit my page and follow me too! kisses

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  3. This is so clever! I love all The Big Bang material.

    XX,
    S. Roderick
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  4. This made my laugh loads, you're hilarious! Great blog chick, your sense of humour is fantastic x

    Always, Alice x

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  5. This made my day - especially the FRIENDS gif!


    Benny Ru

    x

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  6. This is hilarious! Friends, Malcolm in the Middle and the Simpsons - all childhood memories!
    I hope you had a fab Halloween, love <3
    xoxo,

    BerryBloomXO.com | Beauty & Lifestyle Blog

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  7. we wished hallween was celebrated more widely in australia!

    http://mkstyleramblings.blogspot.com.au/

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  8. This is so funny - brilliant post!

    Drea xo
    dreasjunkyard.blogspot.co.uk

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  9. This is so funny! Much love for the Big Band Theory GIFS:)
    Ariana // Thoughts Through a Teacup

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  10. This post is fantastic. I love the gifs and the humour- it's just perfect. haha hope you had a good Halloween x

    splasheswithfabulosity.blogspot.com.au

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