8 June 2014

Queen of the HIPSTERS!

.Pokemon Yellow - making train journeys durable since 98.

.Today was spent causing a ruckus around Middlesbrough.

.I bought a portable toothbrush today which confused me at first as I was under the impression that all toothbrushes were portable... this was until I realised you can flip this toothbrush out like a POCKET KNIFE. 
I've since decided that I'm going to take to the streets and fight crime.
They'll call me CAVITY GIRL (it's better than Oral Girl)

.I confidentially handed the lady in Starbucks a Tesco receipt in place of actual money - surprisingly not the first time I've done this. 

.I had an encounter with a suicidal spider who jumped out of a pair of trousers I was ironing.
My screams for help did not rouse the neighbours one bit.
I'm starting to question how they feel towards me.

.It has hit that point in the night where my brain cells have turned to mush and my bed is giving me a come hither look.
Okay bed, you win this time.

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Remember to STAY ABSURD. 
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9 comments

  1. ahahahaha oral girl :') made my day! love you girl! xo

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  2. What a wonderful world it would be if a soya latte macchiato cost a crumpled Primarni receipt and a faded old cinema ticket for a cookie...

    I wanna live there

    Gemma
    Faded Windmills

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  3. oh i loved this post x

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  4. Cavity Girl, haha! I think I've probably done that before and tried to pay with a receipt rather than money. Either that, or when I go into Starbucks they think I'm saying my name is 'Freeby'- not Ruby?! x

    www.totalmodisch.blogspot.co.uk

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  5. Hahaha 'oral girl' wouldn't have had the same effect i don't think! I definitely need to revive my old Nintendo, the amount of good times that old thing has given.

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  6. I'm a new reader and I really love all your photos and your posts :) You've won me over.
    www.faithfullymarissa.blogspot.co.uk

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  7. I loved my Game Boy colour. I had the original one too and played Lion King on it. When colour came in it was Pokemon time. This is lame but me and my boyfriend reset our childhood names and started at the same time to see who was better. Needless to say, my tactic of picking the cute pokemon did not work...

    Emma x

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  8. haha...love this post! & well cavity girl & the oral girl remark really made me giggle! :) haha..hope youre well :) xxx

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  9. Great post ,love!You have great blog:)Following you now via GFC,hope you'll do the same!
    xoxo Antonella!

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