The One With The Disgruntled Cow.
I was plodding along on my morning jog - oblivious to the world.
When suddenly a cow came hurtling around the corner, we both came to an abrupt stop
and our eyes locked in an intense rage. Was I on his turf? Why would a cow be in such a hurry?
We both stood still and watched each other intently as wildlife began to gather around us.
Something was about to go down.
The cow looked towards his cow companion and gave him a knowing nod.
I felt my heart drop, death by cow would not look good on my gravestone.
Both cows started slowly walking towards me.
Panic began to take over and I turned for back up, but my companion had already
fled the scene and was long gone.
I had no back up - only a squirrel who seemed more interested in his ballsack.
This is ridiculous, what are they going to do?
The cows began charging towards me and I began to run for my life.
I jumped over three fences, sustained a concussion and scaled a wall in an emotional frenzy
Death by cow.
Gone and promptly forgotten