21 November 2013

Why Christmas won't be the same without ELF.


IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN WHERE EVERYTHING IS SPRINKLED WITH SNOW AND HAS A CANDY CANE STICKING OUT OF ITS BUTT.

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST THING ABOUT CHRISTMAS IS...
WHEN ELF IS ON TV BECAUSE THAT MEANS CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.

BUT THIS YEAR ELF IS NOT GOING TO BE SHOWN ON OUR TV SCREENS.

SO HERE IS WHY ELF IS THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS FILM KNOWN TO MANKIND.

IT REMINDS US THAT DECORATING THE CHRISTMAS TREE NEEDN'T BE A BORING TASK - INDOOR ACROBATICS IS NOT RECOMMENDED.

IT GIVES US VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS IN ROAD SAFETY.

BECAUSE AS SOON AS IT HITS DECEMBERS 1ST THIS IS HOW YOU ANSWER THE PHONE.

REMEMBER THAT TIME ZOEEY DESCHANEL LOOKED LIKE THIS?

IT SHOWS US THAT SELF-REFLECTION IS IMPORTANT.

IT TEACHES US HOW TO PACE OURSELVES ON HOLIDAY CANDY.

AND TO SKY MOVIES WHO WENT AND BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO THE FILM, LET ME PERSONALLY SAY...

YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE SANTA...

Actually, I think it I saw it in Tesco's for £3 the other day.
#HOWSKYSTOLECHRISTMAS

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