25 September 2013

INSTA-MROW + IMPRESSIVE IMAGINARY BEARDS.


Thoughts lately:

1.) If I was a man I'd like to think that I'd be able to grow a pretty impressive beard and maybe enter a few regional beard competitions. Would I  have to buy a special beard comb? Would I need to buy special beard conditioner? Do I need to invest in some form of beard napkin?! What happens if I get my chicken bake crumbs in it? Does this mean I can't go to Greggs anymore? If so they are going to lose a chunk of income. Have I just invented a beard napkin? 

2.) I can't get this tweet out of my head, this woman is my favourite.

3.) I think I am slowly becoming a cat person. I am not okay with that, it's okay though, okay. Vernon Kay.

4.) I measured my feet the other night (just cos YOLO) and my left foot is nearly 2 cm smaller than my right foot - send help.



BY THE WAY
I DO REALIZE THAT WE HAVE JUST TAKEN A 
TURN ONTO DERANGED STREET TONIGHT.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.
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18 September 2013

I'm not dead, just tired.


Monty is also concerned apparently

It is getting colder and oh gee does that make me a happy chappy.

September is setting off to a slow start.
Am talking chilly mornings, bare faces and sore feet.
So calm and so very dull.
I hate you September, you are a dick and nobody likes you. 
Go home.

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