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1.) If I was a man I'd like to think that I'd be able to grow a pretty impressive beard and maybe enter a few regional beard competitions. Would I have to buy a special beard comb? Would I need to buy special beard conditioner? Do I need to invest in some form of beard napkin?! What happens if I get my chicken bake crumbs in it? Does this mean I can't go to Greggs anymore? If so they are going to lose a chunk of income. Have I just invented a beard napkin?
3.) I think I am slowly becoming a cat person. I am not okay with that, it's okay though, okay. Vernon Kay.
4.) I measured my feet the other night (just cos YOLO) and my left foot is nearly 2 cm smaller than my right foot - send help.
5.) Follow me on Instagram, but don't feel obliged too or anything, it isn't like gremlins with tiny machetes are going to hunt you down till you click that button, but YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE THESE DAYS.
BY THE WAY
I DO REALIZE THAT WE HAVE JUST TAKEN A
TURN ONTO DERANGED STREET TONIGHT.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.