1.) If your wife likes sleeping with other women then she might be a lesbian.
2.) Speeding is absolutely fine if you're on your way to declare your love to someone. Screw The Highway Code.
3.) A drunken marriage in Vegas is a drunken marriage everywhere.
6.) Give your Fiancés name a quick once over before the ceremony itself.
7.) If you are having trouble breaking up with your significant other then fake a move to YEMEN. Problem solved.
8.) Works like a charm every time. (terms and conditions apply)
9.) Learn to accept your partners flaws...
10. In NO circumstances should you wear leather pants on a date.
'Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.'