26 July 2013

HAND LUGGAGE TRAVEL ESSENTIALS.

It is that dreadful time of year where we hop off English soil and onto the moderately 
springy floors of a poorly air conditioned Easy Jet plane, ahhh.


1.) HAND SANITIZER AND ANTIBACTERIAL WIPES.
Because you're not too sure whether the flight attendant had a tickle in her throat or if she is harboring a deadly disease. 

2.) TOOTHBRUSH + TOOTHPASTE.
MINTY FRESHNESS BABY.

3.) PURSE/WALLET.
Cos who can resist those delicious on-flight meals... 

4.) IPAD.
Fill'er up with 80's movies and Doctor Who.

5.)  Earphones.
So people don't have to know you are actually listening to ABBA.

6.) PHONE CHARGER.
Whilst you're lying on the airport floor sleep deprived and motionless during a layover, you could do something productive like Instagram your troubles away or retweet Amanda Bynes.

7.) NOTEBOOK.
In case you want to tidy up on your Calligraphy, but also write down important addresses, directions and emergency numbers in case you lose your phone.

8.) SUNNY D'S.
Maybe you'll be mistaken for someone famous. High hopes.

9.) A BOOK.
Anything John Green related is approved.

10.) Beauty Bizz.
In which I have packed a powder, foundation, eyeliner, mascara, moisturizer, lipstain/balm and face wipes.


BON VOYAGE AMIGOS.
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14 July 2013

What F.R.I.E.N.D.S taught me about love and relationships.


1.) If your wife likes sleeping with other women then she might be a lesbian.

 2.) Speeding is absolutely fine if you're on your way to declare your love to someone. Screw The Highway Code.

3.) A drunken marriage in Vegas is a drunken marriage everywhere.
4.) Never EVER EVER EVER go on a break.
5.) HUG AND ROLL.

6.) Give your Fianc├ęs name a quick once over before the ceremony itself. 
7.) If you are having trouble breaking up with your significant other then fake a move to YEMEN. Problem solved.

8.) Works like a charm every time. (terms and conditions apply)

9.) Learn to accept your partners flaws...

10. In NO circumstances should you wear leather pants on a date.



'Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.'
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4 July 2013

Let's catch up blog.

Buongiorno blog, I think we are overdue a catch up.
P
ause Zelda and focus, time to get real yahz.

I went to ITALY for quite some time, it was amazing.
We hit up Venice, Florence, Siena and Pisa (briefly to the airport, it still counts)
I will be posting a lot of pictures from Italy and rambling about it (dragging it out) for a couple years. Be prepared it is gonna get boring.

Oh and um I cut all my hair off, no big deal.
I have a bob now.
One of those spontaneous moments or something.
I know, I know, I've changed my blog design about 4 times this year alone but it was necessary. If you care to focus your attention on my new navigation bar, you may see a new page called 'Men's Fashion' this is happening fo realz. I don't know why but I love men's fashion, if I am in Republic I will go upstairs to the men's section, not just for the cool breeze of properly functioning air conditioning but because I just like looking around and seeing what is going on up there, I don't want to be missing out on any fun. It just interests me and I imagine I am going to enjoy writing about it. 
This happened.
I awarded myself with a victory Hot Chocolate. It tasted just the same only with a spoonful of this...
 


Sass.
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