Thursday, 30 October 2014

Halloween as an Adult.

1.) DENIAL. 
Halloween Malcolm In The Middle animated GIFtelevision animated GIF television animated GIF
2.)  Your mind heard the word pizza, and in a moment of weakness, the words, 'Sure, sounds good.' 
fell from your mouth. Facebook invitations have been sent; a commitment is made. 
3.) Three days before Halloween...
4.) You start frantically, bargaining with friends in a desperate plea to avoid buying a costume.
5.) All this Halloween business is overwhelming and many lives of innocent jelly babies were taken in cold blood.
6.) Hey Presto! You found the costume you wore for world book day in Year 6, but the 18lbs of Jelly babies you consumed (not to be mistaken by the ten years of binging and neglect) have caught up with you. Shame, you would've made a swell Tracy Beaker.
weird animated GIF
7.) Praise the Lord for accessories.
fat animated GIF mean girls animated GIF
8.) The day has arrived.
Costume Halloween animated GIF
9.) In a bid to be festive, you do the old 'I saw it on pinterest' bit.
10.) 4.13 pm - Therapy inducing children are knocking at your door; violently throwing bags of Haribo's at them didn't work, they're getting stronger, they're reproducing and spreading like wild fire!
Satantic forces are at work.
Candy drool
11.) Your poor old, weary ticker just can't handle those unexpected frights like it use to.
Old age has not being kind to you.
12.) Granted, some people might've gone all out. 
13.) But there were an odd few, those of whom you share an unspoken lack of a creativity with, who didn't dress up either.
14.) And, yep, you weren't all that fond of the gimmicks.

But there was PIZZA.

halloween animated GIF
post signature
This post was brought to you from a fort made of blankets.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Stand Up To Cancer.

Having an unwanted darkness growing and spreading within you is truly awful.
To have your own body turn on you, without a whisper of a warning, is by far the cruelest act of deception.

Cancer might make you weak, but before anything else, it makes you strong beyond belief.
To be willing to fight a battle you didn't start, shows an immeasurable amount of courage and a remarkable will to live. 

Hold onto to your blessings; forget your troubles.
Be as you wish, for you are remarkable.

Let us appreciate the wonderful people around us, as life is so precious.
post signature

Sunday, 12 October 2014

Oh no, we're lost for words again.

This week was filled with cold autumn walks and lots and lots of coffee (cawfee).

My wordy word, is it getting cold outside!?
I've come to the conclusion, that us British lot get very very annoying when the weather hits below 14 degrees. I can't remember the last time I went to a check-out without been met with the words, 
'Oooh, it's cold outside, isn't it?' Oh, is it? See, I came here in my weather-proof, insulated bubble of blankets. 

As far as I'm concerned, the world is split up into two different types of people.

People who love summer; and people who love winter.                      
I like to call us few, brilliant people 'Winter Slugs'.                            
And the opposing team 'Summer Bugs'.                                               
We enjoy blankets, hot chocolate and Netflix.                                      
We will never amount to much in life, but hey, at least we were cosy.

Are you a Winter Slug or a Summer Bug?

When you are lost, look to the future.
post signature


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...